“Cool Dog”

Now, as you guys may know, at the end of my blog from October through December, I had a quiz. And, the award was that if you got the quiz right, you could request a movie for me to review. Well, the wonderful “KM” (for privacy purposes) answered one correctly and she asked me to review this piece of garbage. Let's not waste any more time and begin.

Background:

I don't know much of the “behind the scenes” of this movie because there's barely anything on it...not even a wikipedia page! All I could find is an IMDB page telling me it was released in 2010 with Danny Lerner directing it (I cannot confirm, but I'm sure his surname is “Learner” because he needs to learn how to make a quality movie).

Plot:

Now the plot of the movie can best be described by taking “Homeward Bound/The Incredible Journey,101 Dalmatians, Lassie, Hotel for Dogs, and a couple of scenes from Home Alone” and put them in a blender while taking out all the good parts, and you would get “Cool Dog” . It's the story of a dog trying to find his owner through a cross-country trek by following Twizzlers (maybe there was a little bit of Hansel and Grettle thrown in there for good measure). Enough said...If you think that sounds like a piece of garbage, you would be right!

Opinion:

Now, normally I give you all the good stuff first and then give you the criticisms. In this instance, to my surprise, there was not a single good part. This movie fails on all accounts. The acting is horrendous. The only semi-good thing that I can say is about the acting; is that the actress that plays the landlord does not do a horrible job...but she didn't do a good job either. Jen Kober is her name (Unfortunately, her bushy eyebrows steal her scenes). The directing is bad. Most of the music is especially bad...worst of all is the 90's style rap they made FOR the movie. The writing is awful especially what they try to pass off as “comedy”. There are parts that are SO BAD they are almost funny. Even the cinematography is especially poor, Although some of the areal shots are passable.

Overall, it earns the GOLDEN GARBAGE CAN AWARD...AND IT'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST MOVIE OF THE 21ST CENTURY (SO FAR). Goodnight, bee-happy...and NEVER watch this movie.

By Mr Bee 

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