Welcome
to this review of The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island
(a.k.a. the mysterious piece of garbage). Let's not waste any more
time – let's get right into it!
Background
This
movie was released on December 9. 1997. This installment in the
series had a new director, and his name is Charles Grosvener.
Plot
In
this movie, a swarm of locusts eats up all the food in “The Great
Valley”. This forces the herds to move into the “mysterious
beyond” to search for food. They decide to split up, but, of
course, the kids don't like it. But, they are trying to find food
for everybody. While exploring, they come across an island. So,
anyways, on the island, they meet up with Chomper, yes, you know,
that baby sharp-tooth that they helped raise in the second movie
(continuity? It's about time). And, then, of course, hijinks
ensues.
Opinion:
Okay,
let's start with the animation. You know how I said in my review of
the forth movie back in April that the animation was getting worse
and worse, with every single entry? Well, this movie definitely
proves my point. The voice acting is terrible (probably one of the
worst in the series thus far). There are also some major plot holes.
When they meet up with Chomper, when he's in the second movie, he
had just hatched. But in this movie, it seems to be roughly the same
age as the kids...and the kids haven't aged between movies (so much
for continuity). The songs are pretty bad. The purpose of songs in
a musical are to move the story along. But in this movie, the story
just stops for the song. But, if you like T-Rexes, the climax is
definitely for you because is has a big t-rex battle (or, as they
call it in the movie, a sharp-tooth battle). So, anyway, there is
even a sharp-tooth that draws blood in this movie which is rare for a
Land Before Time sequel. So, anyways, this movie is NOT as bad as
the last one, so it doesn't QUITE warrant a “golden garbage can”
award. But, it is still pretty bad. So this is why I'm giving it a
1-out-of-5 star rating. This movie is bad, don't waste your time or
your money. Goodnight, and Bee Happy!™
BY
Mr.
Bee
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