Welcome
to this very special blog on my top X Disney movies of all time. I
would like to point out that I go NUTS for all things Disney (and
have since I was a kid). In fact, I have been in a psych ward
several times because of Disney. So, let's get on with it. Like
with most top 10's, I am going to be working my way down from 10 to
1. And the format is basically the same, before I announce my #1
pick, I am going to give a couple of honorable mentions. Oh yeah,
and I'm going to go over some ground rules. No movies that are
currently in theaters are included. And, of course, no movies that
have yet to be released. I am NOT a professional move critic that
gets advanced screening for basically every movie. No made-for-tv
movies or direct to video movies have been included. Also, no movie
that Disney bought the rights to later has been included.
Without
further ado, there's only 1 thing t0 say before we proceed;
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
X. Tangled
This
movie reinvigorated the princess genre for Disney with good songs to
boot. It is really funny, and it does actually tell a good story.
Why is at number 10 though? Because it is kind of predictable. And
I don't watch it all that much. So, this is why it hangs on to the
10 spot. I haven't watched it in a while, so maybe I'll think more
highly of it when I revisit this topic someday.
IX. Aladdin
Part
of the only reason that I'm putting this on here today is because of
Robin Williams. But, it is a really good movie. It is funny
(especially the parts with Williams' genie in them), but it is not my
favorite. So this is why it is at number 9. Moving on...
VIII. The Avengers
Well,
there is only 1 thing that I can say about the Avengers, it's the
GREATEST comic book movie EVER made (I have not seen The Avengers II
yet).
But,
it is not the greatest movie ever made (stay tuned for that).
VII. Beauty and the Beast
It
was the first animated movie nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture!
As for why it took so long for an animated movie to get nominated,
that is a discussion for another day. But it definitely deserved its
nomination. Enough said.
VI. Frozen
I
know that some of you Frozen haters are rolling your eyes. And I see
that some people are checking out of my blog right now, but give me a
chance to explain myself. I think that Frozen is a great movie. For
the people who don't like Frozen, please comment or email me at
thatbradley@gmail.com and
tell me why you hate Frozen. Me, personally, I think that the songs
are BRILLIANT. I can not say that the songs are overplayed because
I'm the guy that is overplaying them (I think that the sheriff that
doesn't like Frozen is going to send out an arrest warrant for me!).
The story is top-notch. Let's move on to the TOP FIVE!
V. Sleeping Beauty
The
animation is superb and timeless. It has one of the greatest movie
villains of all time in Maleficant. But, unfortunately, one of the
greatest movie villains of all times was RUINED by the TERRIBLE movie
starring Angela Jolie! Sleeping Beauty was 10 years in the making –
which makes it more remarkable. Enough said.
IV.
The Muppets' Movies
The
muppets are just plain funny. I am a huge muppets fan, and most of
the muppets movies are hillarious (with the exception of The Muppets'
Wizard of Oz. The good thing is, it does not count on this list
because it was a made-for-tv-movie). A Muppets' Christmas Carol is
basically one of best interpretations of the classic Dickens' tale.
The 2011 muppets' movie made me think to myself that Disney CAN do
the muppets. Let's move on to the top 3.
III.
Pixar
Yes,
it's another group category! All of the Pixar movies are
extraordinary. Pixar has never made a bad movie! There are some
that are better than others. I think their best movie to date is Toy
Story 3. I think that their weakest movie to date is the original
Toy Story (yes, I said it). But, I am going to make a top-10 Pixar
only list in the near future. Now, let's move on to the top 2!
II.
Winnie the Pooh
I
LOVE WINNIE the POOH! Any time I see Winnie the Pooh, my critical
eye goes blind. Every time I see any of them, I turn to mush. If
you look around my bedroom, you will see Winnie the Pooh EVERYWHERE
(and a LOT of movies)! Moving on to the top spot...Drum-roll,
please...but first, we take a short intermission for honorable
mentions:
Honorable
Mentions:
Bolt – It's a really good movie, and it will probably be on the top 20
list.
Robin
Hood – Also in the top 20.
The
Black Cauldron (yes, I just said it) – It would go in the top
13.
The
Little Mermaid” – It almost made the cut.
Cinderella”
– If I did a top 16, it would definitely make the cut.
Fantasia & Fantasia 2000 – If I did a top 15, the first Fantasia
would be in there. If I did a top 18, 2000 would be there.
Fun
and Fancy Free – If I did a top 12, if would definitely make
the cut.
Lincoln – This is another movie that almost made the cut
The
Princess and the Frog – If I did a top 14, it would definitely
hae made it in.
And
the one that started it all: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Unfortunately, there is a very good reason that it didn't make
the cut; it is, by far and away, not the best movie Disney has made.
But, it would surely be in a top 50 list.
Ladies
and gentlemen, children of all ages, now for the moment you've all
been waiting for (unless you already skipped ahead). The best
Disney movie of all time is...
I. Mary Poppins
Yes,
Mary Poppins. I don't just find it to be the best Disney movie of
all time, it is THE BEST MOVIE EVER. The humor is top-notch. The
comedy is some of the funniest that has ever been put on the big
screen. Oh, yes, and before anybody asks, I think that it should
have won the Oscar for Best Picture in 1965. So, enough said.
Thank
you to the kind people who are still reading this after I said that
Toy Story is the weakest Pixar movie. For all of these movies, this
is not an actual review, and I reserve the right to give a full
review of them down the road. So, to everybody that is still reading
this, Goodnight, and Bee Happy!™
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